Awh, hell. That’s just too funny.
A 54-year-old delivery man in Germany known as Herbert O., due to the fact that the court has not released his full name, has been accused of delivering an — ahem — unwanted package to a teenage girl. The girl and her mother reported to police that the man had approached their house with his bratwurst (I’m so sorry) hanging out of his unzipped pants on full display, however the man claims that’s impossible due to the fact that his penis is too small to even be able to accomplish such a feat.
The man’s poor, probably extremely sexually unsatisfied wife has even backed him up, so now the court has ordered an official penis measuring.
“I’m sorry, darling, but your penis is too short to hang out of your trousers,” she told the local court in the town of Leer in East Frisia (Lower Saxony). Confronted with this conflicting…
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This is wrong on so many levels. The video itself is unsurprising, typical, and boring. The possessed woman was unemployed for 6.5 years, loves sex, and claims much anger.
Oh, the demon that entered through sex is the cause. Condom, STD, birth control jokes anyone?
Of course, that isn’t pitiful enough, but this might be. Put on your favorite full face helmet, Google the phrase “sexually transmitted demons”, start head slapping.
There’s no mention of religion in the article. Still, a high school administrator has female students in class bend over for a dress code check. I judge it likely that god, the bible, and religious puritanism are at the bottom of this.
I wonder, if the same white cop had killed a white Michael Brown and Bush was president, would we see similar indignation from Fox News?
“Fox News host: Robbery video suggests ‘officer was justified’ in killing Brown”